I dreamed I would train the greatest hero there ever was. He could jab! He could take a hit! He could keep on comin’! But that forslugginer heel of his! He barely gets nicked there once, and kaboom! He’s history. Now there was a guy who had it all: the build, the foot-speed. Alotayusses! And every one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus. “If there’s a prize for rotten judgment/ I guess I’ve already won that/ No man is worth the aggravation/ That’s ancient history, been there, done that!” - MegĢ5. So- did they give *you* a name along with all those rippling pectorals?” - MegĢ4. My friends call me Meg at least they would if I had any friends. I tie my own sandals and everything.” - MegĢ3. “For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.” - ZeusĢ2. “We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. They think “No” means “Yes” and “Get lost” means “Take me, I’m yours.” - Megġ9. You mind runnin’ that by me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something…” - Hadesġ8. Meg: “I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Hercules: “Aren’t you… a damsel in distress?”
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And, as always, hey, full of dead people. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. “I’ve got 24 hours to get rid of this… bozo, or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and YOU ARE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE?” - Hadesġ5. “I didn’t know that playing hooky could be so much fun.” - Herculesġ4.
“I can’t believe this guy! I throw everything I’ve got at him, and it doesn’t even…” - Hadesġ3. “I will face the world, fearless, proud, and strong…I can go the distance.” - Herculesġ2. “I won’t let you down, father!” - Herculesġ1. “People do crazy things… when they’re in love.” - Megaraġ0. “We were so close! So close, we tripped at the finish line.” - Hadesĩ. “For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.” - ZeusĨ. “I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. “How am I supposed to prove myself a hero if nobody will give me a chance?” - Herculesĥ. “But if you found me, then where did I come from? Why was I left here?” - HerculesĤ. “I would go most anywhere to feel like I belong.” - Herculesģ. “Hey, you need an extra guy?” - HerculesĢ. You’ll go zero to hero with these epic one-liners.ġ. If you’re feeling nostalgic or just want a refresher on the funniest and punniest jokes and quotes from Hercules, we’ve gone ahead and rounded them up below.
Basically, this man wrote the score to your childhood.
How could it not? Menken is the musical genius behind other classics like The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Mulan. (Especially the bit where a perpetually philandering Zeus has an affair that results in the mythical hero of the hour.) Though lacking in any Greek influence, the music and score by Alan Menken is fun and memorable. Of course, this is Disney so the story of the Greek hero and son of Zeus was watered down and sanitized for younger audiences. The eighth film in what is known as the Disney renaissance of the ’90s, Hercules was not quite an instant classic like its predecessors, but garnered mostly positive reviews and is still remembered as a beloved animated film from the studio. Alright, now that that’s out of the way, it’s only fair to also give honorable mention to Philoctetes, Megara, and the hero of the hour, big man Hercules himself. Let’s call a spade a spade: the Muses were the best part of Disney’s Hercules.
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